Saturday, December 29, 2007

Saloons of the Old West

The Stuff They Drank:

Red Dynamite - guaranteed to blow your head off.
Brave Maker - makes a hummingbird spit in a rattlesnakes eye.
Joy Juice - the first sip will make you steal your own clothes, the second will make you bite your ears off and the third sip will make you save your own mother-in-law from drowning.
Bumblebee whiskey - the drink with a sting that will make your ears buzz.
Brigham Young Whiskey - one jolt and you're a polygamist seeing double.
Red Disturbance - will raise a blister on a rawhide boot.
Block and Tackle - you'll walk a block and tackle anything.
Taos Lightening - it will strike you down on the spot.
Corpse Reviver - will make the dead rise.
Lamp Oil whiskey - it will keep you lit.
White Mule - has a mighty kick.
Miner's Friend - it will out blast any other explosive.
Creeping Whiskey - creeps up behind you and knocks you down.

I think I've had a few of these.

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