Monday, December 23, 2013

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Fisher-Price Ipad Apptivity Seat, Newborn-to-Toddler

No, you will still have to occasionally feed him and change his diaper once in a while. But I'm pretty sure Fisher Price is working on a product to automate those chores too.
2 days ago by A. Benenson
If you already own a bouncy seat and have an infant you want to put a screen in front of, you should probably talk to your pediatrician and do some research regarding the effects of putting an iPad in front of him/her before going down that road. Generally screen time is not recommended for children under two.
3 days ago by Benjamin Byrne
No, they'll be stuck going to Yale.
3 days ago by Benjamin Byrne
If you don't wish to use the iPad with it, you can buy a vibrating bouncy chair for around $20.

Sunday, December 01, 2013

The problem in society is not kids not knowing science. The problem is adults not knowing science. They outnumber kids 5 to 1, they wield power, they write legislation. When you have scientifically illiterate adults, you have undermined the very fabric of what makes a nation wealthy and strong.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (via thescienceofreality)

Saturday, November 30, 2013

A joke

What do you call the useless bit of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Here we are now, entertain us.

Next time I put new carpet in, I'm going to leave this for the next person who replaces carpet to find.

A Joke

Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU,  tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear and a Drop Dead Gorgeous Nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked deep & steady into my Eyes and I heard her slowly say, 
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
I managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits, then." ?

Monday, November 11, 2013

Friday, October 18, 2013

Carpark Dog

Dog, Pub, Cheetos