Saturday, July 31, 2010

A Joke

A Saskatchewan guy went out duck hunting in the fall and a gust of wind blew, his gun fell over and discharged shooting him in his private parts.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK.
The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor.

"She's a flute player in the Regina Symphony Orchestra. . She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

First the anteater, now the bunny

Want It!


What do you do if you are an early astronaut and can't get insurance?

Oil spills glow under UV light

Which store sells this mirror?

The Best Magazine Articles Ever

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Monday, July 19, 2010

If this tent is rocking . . .

The teenage daughters asked, "Why can't we put our tent next to yours down by the creek?"

Suzanne gave them a very long look.

"Ewwww!" said the girls as they left to put their tent far away from us.

On The Road Again

Camping Breakfast = All of those

Of course the paper is usually the Sunday New York Times from the last time I traveled.

Sarah blowing bubbles underwater at Norris Hot Springs

Sir, you get some gold stars on your Man Card

The Hiawatha Trail requires that you have a head lamp or light on your bike for the 1,7 mile long tunnel. This gentleman duct taped a million candle power flashlight to his handlebars. There was much man appreciation of his ingenuity at the end of the trail

We didn't hear from the people who had to ride TOWARDS him in the tunnel.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Monday, July 05, 2010

Thursday, July 01, 2010