Sunday, October 28, 2012

Stuff


http://cheezburger.com/6662314240/




A Joke


Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast.
At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'
Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'
They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'

'I lied about my age', Bob replies.
'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Yes, that's my dog.

So earlier today I noticed that Gracie has some smudging/dirt/grease on her forehead:



and I thought that since she had been in the garage earlier, maybe she had gone underneath the truck and sniffed where I ran over a skunk or something on the highway. But then . . .




I noticed that her jaw was also dirty. There were no holes in the yard where she had been digging so I was a bit puzzled. Until . . . 




I remembered that when I was hiding biscuits around the house for her to find, I had dropped one in this large candle holder thinking that it was too deep for her to reach it.





Yeah, that's my dog.

A joke

Prompted by this picture from a friend coming home to her subdivision on this very blustery day:

















Better than speed bumps . . .


How Denmark handles speed limits (NSFW)

The Dueling Flickr Feeds Of Barack Obama And Mitt Romney


The Annotated White House Flickr Feed returns with a special Election 2012 edition. Here areThe Guardian's Ana Marie Cox and Huffington Post political reporter Jason Linkins to explain the politics behind the pictures. How much time does "examine some corn" take up in the President's daily schedule? What scary story is Bill Clinton about to tell? Who enjoys posing for pictures more: Joe Biden or Bo? And how does the White House's photostream compare with Mitt Romney's?

Ana Marie: Bad news and good news. The bad news: this is a still from that dog's hostage video.




The HPV Micro-Quiz

A) "make" young women more promiscuous.
B) have a car.
C) both of the above.
D) all of the above.
E) C and D.
Answer: E.

Monday, October 15, 2012



A Joke


A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.  She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.  Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am.

'About 32,' is the reply.'

'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonalds and asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.'  The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.'

Now she's feeling really good about herself.  She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'

Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going.  Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was.  It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.  Then, and only then I can  tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her.  She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.'

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple.  He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay.....How old am I?'

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, 'Madam, you are 50.'

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you tell?'

The old man says, 'Promise you won't get mad?'

'I promise I won't' she says.

'I was behind you at McDonalds'

What I LIke About Missoula Today

Cows at the end of my street. 



Stand-up kayaker on the river.


It was a great day for riding bike to work. 


Sunday, October 14, 2012

Saturday was Cancer Awareness Day at the Grizz game. There was an amazing amount of pink in the crowd.


The Words They Used



















Source

How Not To Suck At Halloween

A Candy Guide


Cheetah Graphic!


Here. 

True That!


Not quite sure what to make of this party invite.


Buy here. 

The Venn Diagram of Sexual Identify

Follow the link, think carefully. 

Stuff




Stuff







I got caught having a piss in the local swimming pool today.
 
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in.

Nice Graphic



Cook's Conversion Guide

Pretty easy to follow the main highways in Montana. 

Obama's Secret Weapon In The South: Small, Dead, But Still Kickin'


Plankton. 

Musical videos used to be so less complicated. 

Sign language that African Americans use is different from that of whites


Carolyn McCaskill remembers exactly when she discovered that she couldn’t understand white people. It was 1968, she was 15 years old, and she and nine other deaf black students had just enrolled in an integrated school for the deaf in Talledega, Ala.
When the teacher got up to address the class, McCaskill was lost.
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Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Not Happy.


Before




After




After a new mattress