Saturday, November 30, 2013

A joke

What do you call the useless bit of skin at the end of a penis?

A man.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Here we are now, entertain us.

Next time I put new carpet in, I'm going to leave this for the next person who replaces carpet to find.

A Joke

Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU,  tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear and a Drop Dead Gorgeous Nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked deep & steady into my Eyes and I heard her slowly say, 
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."
I managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits, then." ?

Monday, November 11, 2013