A Joke

Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU,  tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear and a Drop Dead Gorgeous Nurse hovering over me.   It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident. She looked deep & steady into my Eyes and I heard her slowly say,    "You may not feel anything from the waist down."     I managed to mumble in reply,   "Can I feel your tits, then." ?