Friday, July 31, 2009

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Sarah Palin

Follow the link for a screen cleaner.

Montana Population Estimates by City for 2009

Rural Montana keeps losing people.

Gun Posters





Gratitude

Every day we have something to be thankful for.....today we are thankful that the photographer was not standing on the other side!

A Joke

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
" Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38
revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex
watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of
bambinos "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man ...

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"

Safety Tip


Hold on while the train is in motion in order to avoid falling.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

I would like to meet Mrs. Trempler

How much of our food is local?

I still have days like this.

You're gonna be surprised at the rest of this Helena story.

A Bad Day

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Blackfoot River Days

Notice the rocks downstream. Lots and lots of rock gardens at this level.
High-water mark.
The quick lunch. Next day was buffalo tenderloin with fresh tomatoes and Gorgonzola cheese.
Fish on! for Paul.

Daddy got you an Easter Basket

Sunday, July 19, 2009

$20 camera

Do it yourself! DIY 35mm flash-less camera by Plamodel means you get an art project and a camera, all in one! Camera parts come separated, and it's your job to snap them all together to create a sleek, functional 35mm camera. Assembly takes a couple of hours and simple instructions are included. Modifications are easy (to create a completely unique camera!); wide angle 28 mm lens takes rich, perfectly imperfect photos. Takes 35mm film that can be developed just about anywhere! Imported. Wipe clean.
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* No batteries necessary
* Finished camera: 4.25"w, 1"d, 2.5"h
* Vinyl, plastic
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Tweeting too hard - where self-important tweets get the recognition they deseve

Are you awesome?

Follow the link.

It's a wonder we've survived as a species

Parents who smoke often open a window or turn on a fan to clear the air for their children, but experts now have identified a related threat to children’s health that isn’t as easy to get rid of: third-hand smoke.

That’s the term being used to describe the invisible yet toxic brew of gases and particles clinging to smokers’ hair and clothing, not to mention cushions and carpeting, that lingers long after second-hand smoke has cleared from a room. The residue includes heavy metals, carcinogens and even radioactive materials that young children can get on their hands and ingest, especially if they’re crawling or playing on the floor.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Memories of 6th grade

Christian music

Good use of duct tape

Put the boat in first next time

Be there or be clueless

Best Reference to a "Tubes" song (about 200 posts in.)

Barney Frank informs Jon Stewart that the $787 billion stimulus hasn't succeeded as planned because republicans made them reduce the original amount by $40 billion. Go ahead...guess where the congressman claimed that money would've gone , , ,

Poll shows tight race for 2012 GOP nomination

Ah, California

Los Angeles City Council chambers went dark early today after an African American man wearing the distinctive white robe and hood of the Ku Klux Klan tested the limits of his 1st Amendment rights — and council members' patience — by refusing to remove his hood while addressing the council.

The interchange with Hunt, Wesson said, may have accelerated that process. “Whenever I see that, it send chills down my spine and then to have it worn by him is triply offensive. How could an African American in his right mind use that just to attract attention,” Wesson said. “Over the next 24 hours, I will be having discussions with whoever I can to find out legally just how much flexibility we have, because I would prefer to never see that again in my life.”

In April, a federal jury awarded Hunt $264,000 after he sued the city challenging its vending ordinance. The city has filed an appeal. Hunt could not immediately be reached for comment.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

It was a pretty good camping trip



We had one hour of sunshine to every two hours of grey skies and one hour of thunderstorms and torrential rain. But the fish were biting, the food was great and we laughed a lot. We're going back in September to the same cabin.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Three days of camping summed up in five seconds of video.

video

Ozzy the dog is sweet, but not very bright

A simple turn to the left would have solved the problem, but that's too complicated.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

How to use emergency services.

Alaska troopers say they got a report of an emergency locator beacon registered to Washington, D.C., resident William Calomiris, 27, that was activated near Pungokepuk Lake, 20 miles northeast of Twin Hills, about 8:30 p.m. July 1. An air taxi service had dropped him and Adam Grunstra, also 27, of Bethesda, Md., off at the lake on June 30 for a seven-day stay, troopers said.

Troopers alerted the Alaska Air National Guard, the U.S. Coast Guard and then diverted their own Dillingham-based floatplane that was in the area to head to the scene and check things out.

The floatplane touched down about 10:30 p.m. to find there was no emergency. A day in the wilds had just taken its toll and the men were ready to leave, troopers said.

"Calomiris and Grunstra claimed that they had been sunburned," troopers wrote in a dispatch. "They were unprepared to deal with the long day length and any further exposure to the sun. They had activated the beacon in an effort to get extracted ahead of schedule."

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

How much do we drink?

What a woman can do.

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

How to suspect (but not prove) election fraud.


Prof. Mebane is one of the analysts who dug through vote totals from thousands of ballot boxes in Iran. They suspected that the election wasn't democratic just by looking at the vote counts. Of particular fishiness: There were too many 0s in the second digit of these totals and too few 5s in the last digit.

Perhaps some day we shall become this smart.

Apple, others agree to universal cell phone charger standard in Europe

Sunday, July 05, 2009

What happens when you try to flush an entire row of toilet paper down an airplane toilet?

Cheap Trick has new music out - on 8 track


Those who swear by vinyl say that records provide a warmer sound compared to compact discs, and that the larger packaging and gatefold artwork offer a superior tactile experience (and certainly to digital downloads). But where's the love for the 8-track, those bulky blasts from the past which sounded fine enough in your El Camino, and which broke down classic albums indiscriminately into four programs. Don't look now, but the cartridges are back, brought by a band from the same era, Cheap Trick.

This month the boys of the Budokan release their new album, The Latest, not only in CD and vinyl, but in a long-departed format as fashionable as Tang, bell-bottoms and porn-star mustaches.

Evil Bong - just added to my Netflix que


I love bad movies. And a movie with Tommy Chong and evil strippers has to be a good bad movie.

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Hitler founds out that Michael Jackson has died (video)

Want It!

Pricing Fail

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

"Gov. Palin's official announcement that she is resigning as chief executive of the great state of Alaska had all the depth and gravitas of a 13-year-old's review of the Jonas Brothers' album on Facebook. She even quoted her parents' refrigerator magnet. (Note to self: if one of my kids becomes governor, throw away the refrigerator magnet that says: "Murray's Oyster Bar: We Shuck Em, You Suck Em!") She put her son's name in quotations marks. Why? Who knows. She writes, "I promised efficiencies and effectiveness!?" Was she exclaiming or questioning? I get it: both!"

Smoker's Face $20 Packs

CIGARETTES could cost more than $20 for a packet of 30 and come in plain wrapping if radical proposals now under consideration by the federal government are accepted.
The government is considering a cigarette tax hike and a ban on all remaining tobacco advertising and sponsorship in response to its yet-to-be-released Preventative Health Taskforce report.

The landmark report, now being examined by Health Minister Nicola Roxon, urges the government to slash smoking rates over the next decade to nine per cent, reducing the number of people aged 14 and over who smoke daily from three million to two million.

Under the changes, some of which were canvassed in a discussion paper released late last year, cigarette packets would be generic and plain, with larger graphic health warnings taking up about 90 per cent of the front and 100 per cent of the back.

Tobacco companies also face a blanket ban on all sponsorship, Internet sales, public relations activities and "corporate responsibility'' donations, Fairfax Newspapers say.

The plan has been strongly backed by anti-smoking organisations such as the Public Health Association, the Cancer Council and the National Heart Foundation, but has alarmed cigarette companies, which claim it could be unlawful.


(p.s. It's Australia, so it isn't Obama's fault. )

Soon, we will all be driving the Smart Car

The Smart Car


The Smorsche
The Smerarri

The Smaudi A3 AWD
The Smamorghinni


The Smustang

Important medical news

American Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.!!!!!!

Four questions

Question # 1: How much does a house weigh?

Question # 2: How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold???





Question # 3 SO......WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY HOUSE INSURANCE, CAR INSURANCE, OR,
DOES IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE???

Question #4 - How do you fix it?