An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
" Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38
revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex
watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of
bambinos "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man ...
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
