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STANDARD DISCLAIMER This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Do not molest the animals. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Do not apply to leather, suede, velvet, corduroy or plastic. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher in Canada. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Many visitors have been attacked by bison. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. No recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on the back of stub. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. Canadian members serviced from Canada, where offer is slightly different. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle. Your mileage may vary. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time only. This offer is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted. Provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied. User assumes full liabilities. Not liable for damages due to use or misuse. An equal opportunity employer. No shoes, no shirt. Quantities are limited while supplies last. If defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself, but return to an authorized service center. Caveat emptor. Read at your own risk. Do not molest the animals. Parental advisory explicit lyrics. Text may contain material some readers may find objectionable. Parental guidance is advised. Keep away from sunlight, pets, and small children. Limit one per family please. No money down. No purchase necessary. You need not be present to win. Some assembly required. Batteries are not included. Action figures sold separately. No preservatives added. Safety goggles required during use. Sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken. Call before you dig. For external use only. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use. Use only with proper ventilation. Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place. Keep away from open flames and avoid inhaling fumes. Avoid contact with mucous membranes. Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit. Do not place near flammable or magnetic source. Smoking may be hazardous to your health. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh. Text used is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles. No animals were harmed in production. No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavor added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting. If symptoms persist, consult a physician. Slippery when wet. Must be 18 to enter. Possible penalties for early withdrawal. Offer valid only at participating E mail sites. Slightly higher west of the Rockies. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Disclaimer does not cover hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, and other Acts of God, misuse, neglect, unauthorized repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna or marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, unwanted children, flying projectiles, or dropping the item. Do not use as a projectile. Follow all directions: put your right foot in, take your right foot out, put your right foot in and shake it all about. If coffee spills on disclaimer, assume it is very hot. Do not taunt. Other restrictions may apply. This supersedes all previous notices.