Question on the Montana Reddit: “Whitefish Bachelor Weekend

We’re a group of 12, early April, staying about 45min Northwest of Whitefish. Nice big airbnb, a bunch of late 20s guys coming from all over. Active guys, like the outdoors, down for some classic and nontraditional ideas.
What would you do??”

Best Answer: “List of things to do in Olney in April:
    1    Dry out your clothing and shoes.
    2    Clean the mud out of the Airbnb entryway.
    3    Walk to the end of the driveway.
    4    Drink heavily.
    5    Play games on the Xbox you brought from home.
    6    Drive to town and read the summer hours in the shop windows.
    7    Drive to town and try to convince the local girls that a twelve-way frat boy gang bang in a remote cabin would be a lot of fun. What? No…videos will definitely NOT end up on the internet.
    8    Hit a deer with the rental car.
    9    Wonder what this place looks like when there’s no fog.
    10    Fuck it’s windy.
    11    Dude…the deer is in the front yard again.
    12    I’m sure there’s something going on in Eureka.
    13    Drive to Eureka and look at the border crossing.
    14    Drive back from Eureka.
    15    Bachelor party stuff with 12 dudes and a woman logger from Stryker. You can check out her self loading log truck when the party’s over…’01 Peterbuilt…it’s fucking sweet.
    16    Make meth.
There’s probably more but I think those are the highlights.”