A Joke

The Sensuous (and Smart) Wife...

>>
>>        "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"...the woman
>>        asked her husband.
>>        >>>>>
>>        >>>>> "No"...said her husband.
>>        >>>>>
>>        >>>>> She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4
>> buttons of her
>>        blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a
>> soft, silky
>>        push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
>>        >>>>>
>>        >>>>> He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her ...and
>> smiled
>>        approvingly.
>>        >>>>>
>>        >>>>>
>>        >>>>> "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"... she
>> then
>>        asked her husband?
>>        >>>>>
>>        >>>>> "Uh...no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his
>>        voice).
>>        >>>>>
>>        >>>>> She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt,
>> and
>>        seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled
>> out a crumpled
>>        Fifty Dollar bill.
>>        >>>>>
>>        >>>>> He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill... and started
>> breathing a little
>>        quicker with anticipation.
>>        >>>>>
>>        >>>>> "Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all
>>        crumpled up?"
>>        >>>>>
>>        >>>>> "No way" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more
>>        aroused... and excited).
>>        >>>>>
>>        >>>>> "Well go look in the garage!"...she said.