Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Deep Thoughts

Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple
nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew
facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought
about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting
kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy
deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and
here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth,
a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child.
" On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think
I would like another kick in the nuts.
" So, I rest my case.

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