A Joke

Dewey & Phyllis lived by a big lake in Nordern Nort Koda

 

 

It vas early vinter and da lake had froze over.

Dewey asked Phyllis if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to get him some beer.   She asked him for some money but he told her, “Nah, yust put it on our tab.”

So Phyllis valked across, got the beer at da yeneral store, den walked back home across the lake.   Ven she got home and gave Dewey his beer, she asked him, “Dewey, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at dastore.  Why didn’t you yust give me some money?”

Dewey replied, “Vell, I didn’t vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I vasn’t sure how tick the ice vas yet.”