Monday, November 30, 2009

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Tiger made a poor choice. He should have used a driver.

How can Tiger Woods be the world's best golfer? He couldn't even avoid a water hazard that was right in front of him.