A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"Arrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a Bounty on me head!"
What was the pirate's name who had no legs or arms and fell overboard?
Captain Bob
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
How much did it cost the pirate to pierce his ears?
A buck an ear!!! ARRRRR!
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?
IHOP
