A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a
sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
CHEESEBURGER $2.50
HAMBURGER $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH $3.50
HAND JOB $500.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary funds, he walks up to the bar and beckons
to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives the
hand jobs?"
"Yes," she smiles and purrs, "I sure am."
The old biker replies, "Well, wash your hands real good cause I want a cheeseburger".
