Some good phrases I hope to use in conversation:
"Darker than the inside of a cow with it's eyes shut and it's tail down."
Euphemisms for being hungover - "Rough as a bear's ass."; "Sick as a plane to Lourdes."
Talking about a gossipy person: "She has a tongue that could clip a hedge."
John McCain yard signs in Helena are: "Scarce as shit from a rocking horse."
