A Golf Joke

'The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
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> 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded.
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> 'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
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> The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
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> Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
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> 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'
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> She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
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> Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'
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> Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
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> 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?'
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> She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
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> The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.