News from Iraq

The Pentagon announced the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) .

The "Good Old Boys" fighting unit will be dropped off in Iraq and be given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the deaths of Elvis & Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday .