A Joke = Blonde Versions

A blonde goes to the  vet with her goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," she tells the  vet.

The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to  me.”

The blonde says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl  yet."

A blonde man shouts  frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only  two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the  Doctor.

"No!" he shouts, "this is her  husband!"

A blonde is  driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly she has to swerve to avoid a tree,  then another, then another.

A cop car pulls her over, so she tells the  cop about all the trees in the road.

The cop says, "That's your air  freshener swinging  about!"

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A blonde’s dog goes  missing, and she is frantic. Her husband says, "Why don't you put an ad in the  paper?"

She does, but two weeks later, the dog is still  missing.

"What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks.

She  replies, "Here boy!"