Wonders Of A Well-weathered Skeleton
She loved three things — a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man.
Sunday, January 27, 2013
A Joke = Blonde Versions
A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," she tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me.”
The blonde says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."
A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"
A blonde is driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly she has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.
A cop car pulls her over, so she tells the cop about all the trees in the road.
The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"
A blonde’s dog goes missing, and she is frantic. Her husband says, "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
She does, but two weeks later, the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks.
She replies, "Here boy!"
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