Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Are You in the Running to Become America's Next Top Dinner Guest?

1.  When it comes to bringing something to the dinner party, you decide on...
a.  A  nice bottle of red wine.
b. Yo-Yo Ma to play music throughout the evening.
c.  A group of crust-punk runaways you met outside of a 7-Eleven. They're excited to use the shower!
2.  You decide that the best time to arrive at dinner is...
a.  Around the time the host suggested.
b.  Months in advance to install your corn husk fantasy tablescape.
c.  Three weeks later, drunk and high, asking to borrow clean urine.

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