The OogieLoves Movie Review

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Dear Mr. Scot,

Here is my critic of Oogieloves the Bloon Venture. Thanks for the dollar. I hope you liked your jintonic. They had milkshakes at the screaning.

I went with Hallie and her little brother Theo and ther dad. There’s 3 Oogieloves. The girl is Zoozie. The smart one is Goobie and the one with pants that fall down is Toofie. When his pants fall down your sposed to go “Goofy Toofie Pick up Your Pants.” It happins 4 times. When the butterflies come on the screen your sposed to stand up and sing the song, then sit down when the turtles come, but a lot of kids dint sit down and the grown-ups dint stand up because they were texting. Hallie’s dad texted Shoot Me Now and that was silly because why would you text someone to shoot you. There is no shooting in this movie.

Oogieloves are like Barney or Teletubbies. They are ugly but nice. They live in Lovelyloveville in a house with a talking window made out of a real womn’s face and a red vacum cleanr. Its name is J. Edgar. Hallie’s Dad said that was a joke for grownups. The window might be its girlfrend. They have a pillow named Schluufy and they got bloons for his birthday but they blew away. So Toofie and Zoozie and Goobie go find the bloons and meet real-life grown-ups who sing crazy songs. That’s the bloon venture in the movies name. One is a cowboy. Another is friends with a cow. A lady speaks Spanish and another lady sneezes.

Nobody is mean in this movie. They talk very loud. Theres parts where you dance or say cheers and rimes which made it noisy in the theter. Hallie’s dad said it was Rocky Horror for toddlers whatever that is. Me and Hallie are 7 and we thought it was for babies. Theo is 3 and a half. Dont you dare call him 3. He ran in circels and fell asleep. At the end the Oogieloves get all the bloons and the bloons grow faces. That was kind of a scary part evn tho the bloons were nice.

You have kind of a dumb job. Hallie’s dad is a lawyer.

Your friend,

Stella

The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

Opens on Wednesday nationwide.

WITH THE VOICES OF: Toni Braxton (Rosalie Rosebud), Cloris Leachman (Dottie Rounder), Christopher Lloyd (Lero Sombrero), Chazz Palminteri (Milky Marvin), Cary Elwes (Bobby Wobbly), Jaime Pressly (Lola Sombrero), Misty Miller (Goobie), Stephanie Renz (Zoozie), Malerie Grady (Toofie), Taras Los (Schluufy) and Nick Drago (J. Edgar).