The Knot

People keep laughing at George, each independently pointing out that he’s tied his shoes “the wrong way.” He knows no other way in which it could even be possible to tie a shoe. Finally, after Kramer points it out, George furiously yells, “If you’re so good at knots, why don’t you go join the Navy?!” The thought had not occurred to Kramer before, but he does just that. Jerry performs a set that was so poorly publicized, only one audience member shows up. He wants to go home, but the audience member demands he perform as though it were a full house. Elaine tries growing an herb garden before remembering that she doesn’t cook very much.Seinfelt - The Episodes That Never Happened (but could have.)