Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Ole doing a slow and deliberate striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right suspender of his weathered Oshkosh denim overalls, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and, in a classic striptease move, exposes his red & black plaid flannel shirt.
Grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his red union suit (underwear for our younger readers).
And, with a final flourish, he hurls his flat cap on to the straw pile.
“Vat on earth ar ya doin’ Ole?” asks Sven
“Yumpin Yimminy, Sven, ya scared da livin bejeevas out of me!” exclaimed an obviously embarrassed Ole; “but, me and the Missus… vell, ve ben havin’ some troubles lately in da bedroom department and da Therapist said I got to do something sexy to a tractor. "
