Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,"Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."
When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.