I know I've been traveling alot because . . .

it took me three tries to do my voicemail greeting at work without starting, "Hi, I'm currently out of the office . . . "

That's not as bad as the time I was doing a whole lot of traveling and picked up the phone at home one night, dialed the Operator and asked for a wake-up call. There was a long pause before she said, "We don't do that."