Sometimes I read my spam headlines

Your dic'k size will never arouse a derision!
(I have never even thought about arousing a derision. I wouldn't know what to do with her/it. )

Dreaming about enlarging your male aggregate...
(Oh boy, a new euphemism for little buddy!)

Become a real man, increase your instrument…
(I'm going to go buy a cello or a tuba.)

Women acknowledge, that big phalli are more a...
(I'm impressed – a spammer who can do Latin plurals.)

Chicks like when you have big male machine
(Buy cello or a tuba AND a combine or tractor.)

Rooster-challenged men can now improve their ...
(Wait, I have to worry about being challenged by a rooster?)

Don't miss this chance to ride a multibagger . . .
(I remember that joke – one bag for her, one bag for me and one on the doorknob for anyone who might walk in the room. I'll take a pass on that offer, Mr. Spammer.)