How a web page design goes straight to hell

This looks like a very good movie.

Everybody loves... Babies. This visually stunning new movie simultaneously follows four babies around the world - from first breath to first steps. From Mongolia to Namibia to San Francisco to Tokyo, Babies joyfully captures on film the earliest stages of the journey of humanity that are at once unique and universal to us all

When the Washington Post gets it wrong, they get it really wrong.

correction

Thursday, December 3, 2009

A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.

Cheap jokes

Student/Teacher Sex

50 best protest signs of 2009

Who owns FWP?

The proposed Blackfoot permit system would have two phases, one for reservations three months before the start of the summer season and one for reservations 14 days in advance of launch. Up to 50 percent of the permits in the first phase would be reserved for commercial outfitters, while the phase two permits would be first-come, first-served for both commercial and non-commercial floaters.

All that's needed is an empty 12 pack laying around.

Your doing it wrong

Tiger Woods crash reenactment. Animated. In Tiawanese

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Tiger made a poor choice. He should have used a driver.

How can Tiger Woods be the world's best golfer? He couldn't even avoid a water hazard that was right in front of him.

17 Things You Must Never Water Down

11. Whiskey. True story: While sitting at a bar we like, we heard the bartender take an order for Jack Daniel's Single Barrel and Coke. "Who the hell orders that with Coke?" we asked. "Julian Lennon," said the waitress. Naturally. Goes to show: When you corrupt whiskey, all you do is embarrass Dad.

12. Your praise. Two things enrich a compliment: earnestness and a heartfelt grin. One thing makes your compliment worthless: the word "but."

13. Pancake mix. Leave it goopy and you'll get flapjacks like sofa cushions.

14. Your other five senses: humor, style, direction, honor, and wonder.

Interactive map of food stamp usage - by county.

Driving to work

A second by second graphic of Black Friday eBay transactions

How to put a condom over your head

I like this.

This mysterious blood trail in Glendive led to . . . nothing.

While walking on the prairie behind DCC I came cross this drag trail. The trail was about this wide . . .

And for awhile had these three marks beside. But neither the footprints of an animal dragging itself or someone dragging and animal.

And then there was blood.

Which led to a final pool of blood.

But no animal. No guts like someone had poached a deer. No tracks (or blood trail) leading away.

I'm waiting for reports of UFOs or missing persons.

How much water can a whale swallow?

Follow the link to find out.

Beware of Skynet

: "As president, I believe that robotics can inspire young people to pursue science and engineering. And I also want to keep an eye on those robots in case they try anything." --Barack Obama, speaking to Washington D.C. schoolkids on Monday as part of his science education initiative.