The Screamotron3000 is an converted boom box that takes a photo when you scream.
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
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Friday, July 13, 2012
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Camping on the Blackfoot
Mountain Croquet. Best sport for the woods. I missed the shot of Sarah playing in her teal Chacos and purple Patagonia dress. She has much better nail polish!
Sushi on the conveyer belt
Here's what I taught my niece Sarah:1. If you try and figure out what type of sushi it is as it goes by, you'll miss it. Grab it, look at it and then put it back on the conveyer if you don't want it.
2. Always grab the sliced cucumber, then ask the chef for some sesame seeds. It's a great refresher for the palate and the cheapest thing there. Plus, picking up thin cucumber slices is good chopstick practice.
3. Order Sapporo beer instead of Tsing Tao. Sapporo is 16 ounces for the same price as 12 ounces of Tsing Tao.
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
36 Terrible Sex Tips for Men
31.
4. "After your workout, reinforce her rising T with a sweaty makeout session: male saliva has 10 to 15 times more testosterone than the female's does… So prolonged French kissing may give a woman enough of a boost in testosterone to stimulate her interest chemically."
If she's averse to this idea, spit in her sports drink. It's been shown to improve the taste of Gatorade's entire G Series line.
If she's averse to this idea, spit in her sports drink. It's been shown to improve the taste of Gatorade's entire G Series line.
14. "The key to sexiness may lie in yogurt — at least for mice."
That's… literally the weirdest opening line I've ever read in my life. But it couldn't have come at a better time, as I was planning on seducing some mice later this afternoon. What? Don't give that look. They have pretty mouths.
That's… literally the weirdest opening line I've ever read in my life. But it couldn't have come at a better time, as I was planning on seducing some mice later this afternoon. What? Don't give that look. They have pretty mouths.
30. "Remember that chores around the house count as foreplay... when you do them, that is."
Yes, because when she does them, it counts as a woman doing the work she's goddamn supposed to be doing.
Yes, because when she does them, it counts as a woman doing the work she's goddamn supposed to be doing.
Worth Watching - Gypsy 83
Two young misfits head for New York City to celebrate their idol and muse, Stevie Nicks, at The Night of 1,000 Stevies. Along the road, in order for them to escape their painful pasts, they must discover their strengths and learn self-acceptance.
Saturday, July 07, 2012
Children warned name of first pet should contain 8 characters and a digit
Popular pet names Rover, Cheryl and Kate could be a thing of the past. Banks are now advising parents to think carefully before naming their child’s first pet. For security reasons, the chosen name should have at least eight characters, a capital letter and a digit. It should not be the same as the name of any previous pet, and must never be written down, especially on a collar as that is the first place anyone would look. Ideally, children should consider changing the name of their pet every 12 weeks.
Expectant mothers have also been advised to choose carefully where they give birth. Anywhere that has a place name is best avoided. These are listed on maps, which are freely available on the Internet.
It’s a good idea too, security experts have warned, for children not to get friendly with certain teachers. For instance, Miss Smith may be enriching your son’s education but he should try and see if he can’t make a favourite of Father O’Grinnighan-Scythe II, even though it may mean a lot of staying late.
We tried to call Barclays’ security expert R0b Ste!nway for a comment, but he was not available for 24 hours, having answered his phone incorrectly three times in succession.
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