A joke

What do you call the useless bit of skin at the end of a penis?


A man.

Want It!

Star Trek Transporter Room Bath Mat & Shower Curtain Set

Washington State discovers that it’s not so easy to create a legal marijuana economy.

Here we are now, entertain us.

Next time I put new carpet in, I'm going to leave this for the next person who replaces carpet to find.

A Joke

Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU,  tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear and a Drop Dead Gorgeous Nurse hovering over me.   It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident. She looked deep & steady into my Eyes and I heard her slowly say,    "You may not feel anything from the waist down."     I managed to mumble in reply,   "Can I feel your tits, then." ?

I think this could have happened to me.

Fish scales

That's How I Roll