Saturday, April 16, 2011

Bad Excerpts From Bad Romance Novels

For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss—a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.

“The Ghost Downstairs” - Molly Ringle