Friday, May 21, 2010

A Joke

"When I were a boy, Momma would sent me down to t'corner store
wi’ a dollar, and I'd come back wi’ five pounds o' potatoes,
two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese,
a packet o' tea, an' a half a dozen eggs.

Ya' can't do that now…

Too many fuckin' security cameras."