Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
