Friday, July 20, 2007

A Beatles Joke

Ringo became a gentleman farmer, but was having no success. His neighbor's animals were all strong and healthy, so he went and asked him the secret to his success.

"well, for chickens, you wanna plant some corn." The farmer said.

"Right, a field of corn for chickens." Ringo replied.

"And for horses, you wanna plant some corn." The farmer said.

"Right, a field of corn for horses." Ringo replied.

"And for cows, you wanna..."

"I know, I know," Rigno butts in, "I want a field of corn."

"No," replied the farmer, "everyone knows its strawberry fields for heifers."

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