Driving to work

Some high schools have better mascot statues than others

Life Sucks

It's probably a good thing I didn't have this book in the 1970's

I got caught in a traffic jam today

Scenes from a Saturday float on the Missouri

Can you find the goose nest? We watched a red tail hawk soaring around hoping for a gosling to fall.

The river wolf surveys her territory.

I've added a new tool to my fly box. Don't laugh - you may want to borrow it.

Howdy, Pard, welcome to Montana . . .

. . . now don't forget to go home.

(Outhouse graffitti from the Missouri river.)

Lange's Tirade on Governer Schweitzer - the unedited video

You are not going to believe this story.

It's not true, but it's funny anyway.

Why men invented Post-It Notes

Fantastic Russian Cakes

Your beer pong sucks

Billy Marks bounces a ping pong ball into a cup. This time it's personal.

New iTunes Adaptation

Apple computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Thanks to Apple, now everyone is happy.

Forsyth added some public sculpture

Please join me in investing in this company.

I just want my neighbors to wake up and see this

Hard Rock is the real cultural revolution.

I bought some new towels

Good ad, look close.

I'm probably the only one that cares about this story

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

PS: Next week we'll do Britney Spears

Worst half-time show ever

Meet the losers of Dutch Idol.

Bumpersticker of the Week

"Not all the French are annoying. Some are dead."

With the lady leprechauns at the M&M on St. Patrick's Day

Playing with broken glass

Worst appropriation of another brand name?

Rose has a new baby!

Why I quit playing video games after Pac-man (language NSFW)

Vancouver

Medicine Rocks State Park

. . . or else!

I SAY the top of this tree looks like a cowboy

Home Depot Scam - Please Read !!

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts "messing with you", while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, three times just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. !!

Brown's Lake

The Best anti-war song of this generation. (lyrics NSFW)

Mad World

Sao Paolo Bans Outdoor Advertising

This is not the city's first effort to regulate outdoor advertising. A few years ago it was prohibited in the historic downtown area. But there have been complaints about inspectors taking bribes and advertisers simply flouting the law.

"All our efforts to negotiate have had no effect because none of the accords and agreements we reached with the advertising sector were ever complied with," Mayor Gilberto Kassab said in an interview. "A billboard that was forced to come down would be back up a week later in a different spot. There was a climate of impunity."

Since "it is hard in a city of 11 million to find enough equipment and personnel to determine what was and wasn't legal, we decided to go all the way, to zero things out," Kassab said. "When you prohibit everything, society itself becomes your partner in enforcing the law" and reporting violations.

Compubeaver

One computer + one taxidermied beaver = Compubeaver!

Norris Hot Springs

A fun and funky place, only $5.

Destroy your brain - Introducing "Polka Floyd"

Check your Montana driving record

There is a $7.00 fee for each search. We will offer you the ability to verify your entry, so please review your information carefully before clicking the "search" button. This cost covers the maintenance and resources of the Records and Driver Control system.

The record you receive will contain four sections.

Personal data (such as name, birth date, driver's license number, license type, etc.)
Conviction information
Driver improvement actions
Accidents

Happy Peepster

The Washington Post held a contest for the best Peeps diorama.

Just in time for Easter

Free 411 from Google

Google Voice Local Search is Google’s experimental service to make local-business search accessible over the phone.

To try this service, just dial 1-800-GOOG-411 (1-800-466-4411) from any phone.

Using this service, you can:

search for a local business by name or category. You can say "Giovanni's Pizzeria" or just "pizza".

get connected to the business, free of charge.

get the details by SMS if you’re using a mobile phone. Just say "text message".

And it's free. Google doesn’t charge you a thing for the call or for connecting you to the business. Regular phone charges may apply, based on your telephone service provider.

Note: Google Voice Local Search is still in its experimental stage. It may not be available at all times and may not work for all users. We’re fine-tuning the service to get better at recognizing your requests. It’s currently only available in English, in the US, for US business listings.

Happy Easter!

Coolest new technology - Jott

1. You register a name, email address and phone number with Jott.

2. They send you an email and have you make a phone call to confirm that the phone number is correct.

3. Program the Jott 1-877 number into your phone.

4. When you think of something to add to a to-do list, call the Jott number.

5. Leave a message for yourself with Jott.

6. Jott will transcribe your voice message to text and send it to your email address.

7. They can also send you a daily list of all messages.

It's free. You can also put other email addresses in so that you can send email reminders to other people.

New Technology

The technology behind Google's great results
As a Google user, you're familiar with the speed and accuracy of a Google search. How exactly does Google manage to find the right results for every query as quickly as it does? The heart of Google's search technology is PigeonRank™, a system for ranking web pages developed by Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin at Stanford University.

Building upon the breakthrough work of B. F. Skinner, Page and Brin reasoned that low cost pigeon clusters (PCs) could be used to compute the relative value of web pages faster than human editors or machine-based algorithms. And while Google has dozens of engineers working to improve every aspect of our service on a daily basis, PigeonRank continues to provide the basis for all of our web search tools.

Great Idea - why didn't I think of this?

Use an old CD spindle as a lunch box for your bagel sandwich.

US Home prices, 1895 - 2007 . . . as a roller coaster ride.