Monday, February 26, 2007

Montana in the Uncylopedia

“I haven't seen land so flat and desolate since the time I saw Countess McGovern of Wales topless.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Montana.

"Montana is an otherwise un-notable US state named for footballer Joe Montana, who purchased it from the Cleveland Indians for $1 in 1976. Prior to that, the state had been owned by the Great Northern and Northern Pacific Railroads, the Anaconda Copper Company, the Minnesota Twins, and the Minnesota Vikings."

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