I am already taking bets for who can do this at our next staff meeting.

A fun exercise for your work meetings is to see who can work the most mundane item into the official minutes of the meeting. Some examples:

We will be purchasing a new pencil sharpener for public use.
The TPS Division reported adding a second address line to the TPS reports.
Bathroom lights should be turned off each night at closing.
Staff should turn off computer monitors each evening, but leave the PCs on for virus software updates.
All staff were reminded to refill ice trays in the staff lounge.