How to bother your neighbors

1. Have your dog roll in dead fish.
2. Give your dog a hose bath, using dishwashing soap and tea tree conditioner.
3. While the dog is running around wildly shaking herself, open the back gate.
4. Have neighbors across the street sit on their front step enjoying a glass of wine and the sunset.
5. Have dog run up their 14 steps at full speed, stop on porch and shake herself off.
6. Shout at dog to stop, while trying not to laugh out loud.
7. Repeat shaking dog.
8. Have neighbors wife run inside and wave her arms wildly behind screen door,
9. Repeat step 6.
10. Realize that you can never apologize to neighbors with a straight face, because it was pretty funny to watch, even if if was wrong.