A guy was in the checkout line at the supermarket when he noticed a hot-looking blonde in the line behind him waving and saying hello. Shocked that such a looker would be waving to him, the man said, "I'm sorry, have we met?"
She replies, "I maybe mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Oh, my God!" he says, "Are you that stripper from Bob's stag party I screwed on the pool table in front of everybody while your friend spanked me with the fly swatter?"
"Sorry," she replies, "I'm just your son's English teacher."
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