Click on the link and in the search box enter the the year (19XX) that you graduated from high school. There will be some good songs, there will be some songs that make you cringe.
. Coming Up, Paul McCartney
8. Funkytown, Lipps, Inc.
9. It's Still Rock And Roll To Me, Billy Joel
10. The Rose, Bette Midler
11. Escape (The Pina Colada Song), Rupert Holmes
12. Cars, Gary Numan
13. Cruisin', Smokey Robinson
14. Working My Way Back To You/Forgive Me Girl, Spinners
15. Lost In Love, Air Supply
16. Little Jeannie, Elton John
17. Ride Like The Wind, Cristopher Cross
18. Upside Down, Diana Ross
19. Please Don't Go, K.C. and The Sunshine Band
20. Babe, Styx
21. With You I'm Born Again, Billy Preston and Syreeta
22. Shining Star, Manhattans
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
A joke
A guy was in the checkout line at the supermarket when he noticed a hot-looking blonde in the line behind him waving and saying hello. Shocked that such a looker would be waving to him, the man said, "I'm sorry, have we met?"
She replies, "I maybe mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Oh, my God!" he says, "Are you that stripper from Bob's stag party I screwed on the pool table in front of everybody while your friend spanked me with the fly swatter?"
"Sorry," she replies, "I'm just your son's English teacher."
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She replies, "I maybe mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Oh, my God!" he says, "Are you that stripper from Bob's stag party I screwed on the pool table in front of everybody while your friend spanked me with the fly swatter?"
"Sorry," she replies, "I'm just your son's English teacher."
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Sunday, August 21, 2005
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Evangelical scientists refute gravity with new "Intelligent Falling" theory
I am soo bringing this to the attention of my school board.
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Saturday, August 13, 2005
An Invasion Of Biblical Proportions
An Invasion Of Biblical Proportions
Big Sandy, MT -- People are stepping carefully these days in Big Sandy, Montana, all because of the toads.
Thousands of toads the size of quarters are coating the southeast corner of the town. They appeared in the past few weeks.
One woman says some lawns are so covered with them, it looks like the grass is moving.
Another woman, Breezy Baumgarn, feels sorry for them. She says: "Poor little toads. Everyone keeps running them over. They have nowhere to go."
Streets in Big Sandy are said to be slick from tiny, smashed toads.
But not everyone sees them as just a nuisance. A few are collecting toads to sell them to pet stores. Others want to try them out as fish bait.
Big Sandy, MT -- People are stepping carefully these days in Big Sandy, Montana, all because of the toads.
Thousands of toads the size of quarters are coating the southeast corner of the town. They appeared in the past few weeks.
One woman says some lawns are so covered with them, it looks like the grass is moving.
Another woman, Breezy Baumgarn, feels sorry for them. She says: "Poor little toads. Everyone keeps running them over. They have nowhere to go."
Streets in Big Sandy are said to be slick from tiny, smashed toads.
But not everyone sees them as just a nuisance. A few are collecting toads to sell them to pet stores. Others want to try them out as fish bait.
Thursday, August 11, 2005
As if the "Rules of Golf" weren't confusing enough
A Norwegian golfer playing on a course in Sweden managed to nail a hole-in-one that landed in Finland. That must set some sort of Nordic record.
Odd Marthinussen from the Harstad Golf Club in northern Norway was on holiday with his wife Turid earlier this week in Haparanda, Sweden. It was while playing on a local course that the improbable occurred.
Marthinussen teed off from the 14th hole (par 3, 115 meters) and his ball ended up soaring over the border, which cuts across the green. It took four seconds for the ball to land on the green and roll right into the cup.
But since the 14th's hole is technically in Finland, it's also in a time zone one hour ahead of Sweden's. That meant it actually took one hour and four seconds before Marthinussen's drive plopped into the cup.
Marthinussen said he has played golf for eight years but this was his first hole-in-one. It was duly registered in both countries.
Odd Marthinussen from the Harstad Golf Club in northern Norway was on holiday with his wife Turid earlier this week in Haparanda, Sweden. It was while playing on a local course that the improbable occurred.
Marthinussen teed off from the 14th hole (par 3, 115 meters) and his ball ended up soaring over the border, which cuts across the green. It took four seconds for the ball to land on the green and roll right into the cup.
But since the 14th's hole is technically in Finland, it's also in a time zone one hour ahead of Sweden's. That meant it actually took one hour and four seconds before Marthinussen's drive plopped into the cup.
Marthinussen said he has played golf for eight years but this was his first hole-in-one. It was duly registered in both countries.
Monday, August 08, 2005
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Elevator Hacking - Let me know if this works
"The designers of some elevators include a hidden feature that is very handy if you're in a hurry or it's a busy time in the building (like check-out time in a hotel). While some elevators require a key, others can be put into "Express" mode by pressing the "Door Close" and "Floor" buttons at the same time. This sweeps the car to the floor of your choice and avoids stops at any other floor.
A Solution for Airline Security
Dear Continental, American Airlines, Southwest, Delta, United, et all:
I have the solution to prevent hijackings and get our airline industry back
on its feet at the same time.
Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. What the
hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start
flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a
screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
I have the solution to prevent hijackings and get our airline industry back
on its feet at the same time.
Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. What the
hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start
flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a
screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
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