Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The Dot

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Seattle has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in Canada.

If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Computertan.com

Saturday, February 07, 2009

I am not fit to be an officer in the Swedish Army



It takes about 10 minutes. Listen carefully.

What it's like to be a 14 year-old boy

Want It!



Well, I would if I knew anyone with a baby.

Mojo - I used it and it works great


Share any song in your iTunes library and download any song from your friends' iTunes libraries over the internet with freeware application Mojo.
o get started, you need to download and install Mojo on your computer (it's fully ready to go on Macs, and currently in beta for Windows). The first time you run Mojo, you'll be asked to create an account. Do that, then you'll see the Mojo friends window, which is much like a buddy window on an instant messenger client. Granted, you won't have any buddies in this window to begin with (unless it's also been installed by another computer on your local network), but don't worry, you will.
Next, let's say your friend downloads and installs Mojo as well. They give you their user name, you hit the little plus (+) sign to add them as a buddy, and they're sent an approval request. They approve you, and voilĂ —you now have access to every song in their iTunes library.

Bumper Sticker of the Week

Even as an adult, I can still appreciate Spongebob Squarepants


Wednesday, February 04, 2009

School has pole dancer for career day (probably NSFW)

GAWPING teenagers watched a busty brunette give a pole dance lesson during their school lunch break.
A packed crowd of around 1,000 teenage students – aged 14 to 19 – saw the saucy display as part of a health drive.

Several hundred show up to protest global warming

Hey Rush!

New - photo M&Ms

Al-Qaeda in gay rape horror

EVIL al-Qaeda chiefs are raping young male converts to shame them into becoming suicide bombers, it emerged yesterday.
The intense social stigma and fear of more gay sex attacks leaves Muslims prepared to die.

Monday, February 02, 2009

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Want It!

Worth Watching