This is Why We can't Have Nice Things.

A polar bear can eat 12 penguins a day and can sniff them out over 35 miles away. No zoo north of the 27th parallel is legally allowed to keep penguins because of their protected status and the polar bear risk.

Hours in Special Education

Hours in special education and general education shall be divided into (a) those which occur on Thursday, (b) those which are provided by an aide who is three times the weight of the student, (c) those that are provided by professional personnel, (d) fabulous ones, (e) those which are provided by a talking dog, (f) those included in this category, (g) innumerable ones, (h) those which involve the breaking of small objects, (i) those in which the student is wearing a yellow shirt.

How a Tiny Island Became One of the Most Militarized Countries in the World

https://www.wsj.com/video/series/wsj-explains/how-a-tiny-island-became-one-of-the-most-militarized-countries-in-the-world/B1853849-3144-4A43-A23E-18E913B22811

A Good Read

"Ok, boomer."

Always interesting when the dog (who rarely barks) sees something in the woods. And you don't see it.

What's Inside This Crater in Madagascar? (cool video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42QVfrUVFw

Fipper / Brainwash

Forget it, never mind. You would'nt undersand anyway. 1,2,3,4!