Stripper Name Win! (On the marquee at Teasers in Three Forks)

Dawn?  Nah

Tiffany?  Nah

Princess? Nah


Ladies and Gentlemen put your hands together for

 Prinzess Tiffany Dawn!

I bid on a not-so-silent bird in a silent auction

RAT POISON AND BRANDY: THE 1904 ST. LOUIS OLYMPIC MARATHON.

The 1904 Olympic marathon was a story of fraud, thievery, raw eggs, rat poison, food poisoning, liquor, feral dogs, and at least three separate incidents of near-death. it was the stupidest sporting event of all time.

Watch some history here.