Yes, they took the dock with them on purpose.

Jesse Jackson continues his fight against the kind of discrimination that hurts us all.

Why does this guy even get print anymore?

Fun in the woods

(Movie)

Something to do the next time you are in the woods. Or while I'm waiting for the dog to come back from chasing a deer.

Crow Creek Falls

We left the trail head five minutes apart and didn't see each other again for five hours.

It was kinda like the Blair Witch Project, but with moose.

Because there really isn't anything else to do while driving.

I'm trying to forget the fact that I could have this done in the first 10 minutes of a staff meeting.

Cell Phone Tower Locator

This combines Google Maps with FCC registration data.

Google Logo Maker

You will find this either very fun or a WTF.

Sailing is not for sissies.

Somebody got very, very lonely.

1. Check out the slideshow.
2. Why does the pictures remind me of, "The Golden Girls"?

Your tax dollars at work

Note the URL.

A legal defense I can never use.

``To place Debbie into a Florida state women's penitentiary, to place an attractive young woman in that kind of hell hole, is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions,''

Actuallly, I think I saw Shannon Tweed in that movie on Showtime.

First Cast = First Fish

Spent the evening on the Little Blackfoot.

Summer Fun

Can't You Ask For Directions!

OK, it's NSFW. Not because of nudity or such, but because you might just be laughing so hard co-worker will be looking at your computer screen.

High bandwidth reccomended.

No glove, no love. But that costs $279 (US)

I had no idea New Zealand had legalized prostitutes

Who have to make you wear condoms (doh - with a prostitute? why would you want to wear a condom with a woman who has sex with as many men as she can?)

Which makes this the stupid-ass qoute of the week:

"Morgan reportedly told the court he had removed the condom because he knew the prostitute would not have consented to have sex with him otherwise"

Which makes this qoute all the sweeter:

"He is a married man, his name has been given in open court as having gone along to a sex worker,'

Somebody give this man a dope slap and make him stay home with his wife for the next 7 years.

Bastille Day Golf Tournament - We Won!

We didn't make this putt but we still won a bottle of brandy, a bottle of Grey Goose vodka and a cheap-ass t-shirt.

And the all-important bragging rights. Rob (the guy on the right) and I also took second in the Cinco de Mayo tournament this spring so we hope for a three-peat next year.

Gone Bananas!

I will pay $10 to the first person to make and eat one of these recipes.

I will pay $20 if you make your kids eat it.

Getting down! on the farm

Washington state, where men are men and sheep are . . . about $100 an hour.

What not to wear

"Since you usually can't anticipate an arrest for drunk driving, a motorist does not have the luxury of planning a wardrobe for the mug shot session."

Harry Potter and Dumbledore's death imagined by different authors

We were somewhere near the edge of Hogwarts when the magic began to take hold, all of a sudden the air was filled with hundreds and thousands of frogs, hopping all over the front of the car and a voice was screaming 'what are these creatures'.

I turned round to see Dumbledore wafting at the frogs and yelling me to turn up the bass, as the sound of the Stones came through on the radio. Normally, restrained and measured, Dumbledore had been on an ether binge since mid-morning and the effects were starting to show as he babbled incoherently about cutting up the blotter paper.

Hunter S. Thompson

Poet Laurete, part 2

Here's the poem that should have ensured poet laurete for Wally McRae.

This poem is the reason I plan to be cremated and given to friends who will spread my cremains on golf courses and rivers. Why deprive you all of a good joke.

Montana names a poet laurete

OK, the criteria were some what restrictive in that you had to be alive (no Richard Hugo or Richard Brautigan) and had to be able to travel around (which apparently leaves out Paul Zarzyski, Wally Logan and Wally McRea).

I read a couple of her poems and provided a link below to the one that I most liked and that actually referenced Montana.

I wish they could have picked a cowboy poet.

(Please let me know if the link below does not work as a hotlink or if you have to cut and paste the link. I"m stil getting used to this software and trying to figure out how to post links in this area of the blog.)

http://www.poemhunter.com/p/m/poem.asp?poet=13950&poem=180368

A horse is a horse of course of course (unless it's the main course, of course)

Side effects may include losing all of your money

Brilliant! Yet Stupid!

Somehow, this missed being a "whoops" story with rednecks, fireworks and the 4th of July.

A relief from the US baseball steroids scandal

(sigh)

Golf in the Big Sky Country

There's a new razor in town . . .

and here's a hint on what you are supposed to shave with it.

Well, that didn't take long

"Obviously the media is saying that Muslims did it, but I think it was a conspiracy by Tony Blair and George Bush,"

Zooming across Hebgen Lake on a Sunday Morning

Fun with sparklers

I wish had seen this page before the 4th of July.

Does anyone have some sparklers left?

Quotes from Londoners

These quotes (all from different people) were gathered from various emails and blogs (reposted from UnaBoard)-


To quote an old Londoner who lived through the blitz and got caught up in the Canary Wharf explosion:
"I've been blown up by a better class of bastard than this!"

* * *

"We took on the Romans, the Saxons, the Danes, the French, William Wallace, the Black Plague, the Roundheads, the Great Fire, Napoleon, the Nazis, and the Blitz, and we're still here. You terrorists are bloody amateurs."

* * *

"They did their worst, and they managed to disrupt our transport network and get fatalities in the low double figures. That happens on a fairly regular basis anyway, you twits. What's your next trick - a fiendish weather control device which makes it rain on a bank holiday weekend?"

* * *

"The stupid buggers blew up a bus right in front of the British Medical Association, meaning there was a building full of doctors right there - I don't call that good planning..."

Some old ww2 vet who, with a bandage around his head & deep cuts to his face said "Is that the best you've got Ale Cadar ?I can fart & cause more mayhem"