A man has lived all his life in the same town. He moves to a new town and several months later goes to a doctor for a physical.
The doctor says, "Well, we have to do your prostate exam now so bend over. " After about 20 seconds the man shouts out, "OH MY GOD!"
"What's wrong?" asks the doctor.
The man says, "I just realized that my last doctor always did this exam with both hands on my shoulders!"
