Thursday, December 13, 2007

Henckels a jerk

Rather than hearing whining about deer problems in Helena - or bothering the FWP Commission with it - I think it's time for the governor to take action.

As part of a push for physical fitness among state employees, the governor needs to gather them all at one edge of town and have them link arms, then start hiking toward the far corner of town. It will be the BIG Helena Deer Drive with everyone in town involved (isn't everyone in Helena employed by the state or at least hired as a state "consultant"?). The deer drive will simply push all the deer out of town and into the surrounding countryside.

If this needs to be repeated on a weekly basis, it could grow into a full-blown "physical-fitness program" for state employees, which will likely win the governor some kind of green-ness, touchy-feely-cuddly-to-fuzzy-critters award and appearances on national TV talk and news shows (which he seems to enjoy). Heck, we could even promote the governor's dog as a top-flight deer herder - maybe even write a book about it.

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