(October, 2000)
The main issue in the race has been an off-hand remark made several weeks ago by Ms. Herman, an investment adviser and former teacher, who joked that troublesome students should be shot.
"I'm going to give every teacher a gun and a holster and tell them to line up and shoot them," Ms. Herman said, according to The Associated Press.
When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
Letter to the Editor in the IR
Before demeaning community organizers, Sarah Palin and other Republicans should remember that “Jesus was a community organizer; Pontius Pilate was a governor.”
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Craig Ferguson - If you don't vote you're a moron.
"The news reports show the candidates in slow-motion with their families, and the children . . . I don’t care! And the candidate is saying “The family is off-limits”, Sarah Palin says “My daughter’s pregnancy, that’s off limits, that’s a family matter”, and Barack Obama is saying “Yes, that’s absolutely right”
Well, listen, here’s what I say: if your families are off-limits, why are they on the stage, why is the profile in People Magazine of you and your damned family all over the place, the children marching around all over the place? Shame on you, you manipulative hypocrites!
The point I'm trying to get is: this is a very important election this one, but you would never know it from the way it's being reported. On the Today Show this morning: "Which candidate would you rather have dinner with?" Here's an easy answer: None. They're politicians. I don't want dinner with you and I don't want your friendship. Here is what I want to know, what are you going to do for the country, pal? What are you going to do?
This country is at war right now! Americans in foreign lands wearing uniform representing this country are losing their lives. Americans here in this country are losing their homes. We have two patriotic candidates. Both love this country, but have different ideas what to do with it. Learn about them. Read about them. Question them. Listen to them. Then on Election Day, exercise your sacred right as American and listen to yourself."
Well, listen, here’s what I say: if your families are off-limits, why are they on the stage, why is the profile in People Magazine of you and your damned family all over the place, the children marching around all over the place? Shame on you, you manipulative hypocrites!
The point I'm trying to get is: this is a very important election this one, but you would never know it from the way it's being reported. On the Today Show this morning: "Which candidate would you rather have dinner with?" Here's an easy answer: None. They're politicians. I don't want dinner with you and I don't want your friendship. Here is what I want to know, what are you going to do for the country, pal? What are you going to do?
This country is at war right now! Americans in foreign lands wearing uniform representing this country are losing their lives. Americans here in this country are losing their homes. We have two patriotic candidates. Both love this country, but have different ideas what to do with it. Learn about them. Read about them. Question them. Listen to them. Then on Election Day, exercise your sacred right as American and listen to yourself."
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
A Joke
Two Norwegians are drinking at the Beer Jug.
Ole says, 'Did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?'
'Damn!' says Sven. ' And I yust joined Da Elks.'
Ole says, 'Did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?'
'Damn!' says Sven. ' And I yust joined Da Elks.'
Monday, September 08, 2008
I played the Old Works course in Anaconda today
Sarah Palin Jokes
"John McCain's VP pick is the governor of Alaska, a unknown hockey mom named Sarah Palin that no one ever heard of. The only other job she had in politics was the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite of Barack Obama, the first black man she's ever seen." –Bill Maher
"She's not bad looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she's in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Are you kidding me, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska? Yeah, that’s who you want in the White House during a time of crisis. When she got a phone call at 3 in the morning, it was because a moose had gotten in the garbage can." --Bill Maher
"Speaking of Sarah Palin, she said she's a life-long member of the National Rifle Association. Which may explain why she's in favor of shotgun weddings." --Conan O'Brien
"She's not bad looking. She looks like one of those women in the Van Halen videos who takes off her glasses, shakes out her hair, and then all of a sudden, she's in high heels and a bikini. All of a sudden, I am FOR drilling in Alaska." --Jimmy Kimmel
"Are you kidding me, the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska? Yeah, that’s who you want in the White House during a time of crisis. When she got a phone call at 3 in the morning, it was because a moose had gotten in the garbage can." --Bill Maher
"Speaking of Sarah Palin, she said she's a life-long member of the National Rifle Association. Which may explain why she's in favor of shotgun weddings." --Conan O'Brien
Sunday, September 07, 2008
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