Saturday, September 15, 2007

Uncle Jay explains Congressional Recesses

I can't believe that I didn't buy this cookbook!



The other surprising thing is that the author is an India Indian, living in South Dakota.

New episode of Midwest Teen Sex Show - Gym Class


"I hated the body I had in high school. I never wanted to be naked in the locker room. But if I had that body now, I'd walk around the locker room naked. Heck, I'd go to other schools and walk around their locker room naked."

Friday, September 14, 2007

You Can't Touch This

Want It!


246 National Lampoons on one DVD.

80 m.p.h. + rock in roadway equals . . .


Thankfully, it was the work car, not one of mine.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Criminal

Minnesota Toe Licker Nabbed

After mugging, creep told victim, "Now I'm going to suck your feet."

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Worth 1000 Photoshop Contest - Remix Propaganda Posters

Hello OnStar? We have a problem.

On the way to the hospital, the couple called OnStar, a safety device installed in General Motors vehicles. A dispatcher helped Ariane through the process of delivering the placenta. After the entire process, the inside of the pickup truck was a mess.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

How to get rid of an unwanted date with just a push.

Car-baked Chocolate Chip Cookies



Of course, I had to find this on the last 90 degree day in Montana for this year.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Floating the Missouri

There was a heck of a tuber hatch. .
It's still smokey.
Welcome to the New West.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Don't drink too much.

"We're used to hearing weird stories, but with his intoxication we figured this one would be different, that the amount of money wouldn't be exact," said Waukesha Police Lt. William Graham. "How do you get so intoxicated that you lose your pants?"

The Midwest Teen Sex Show

Not what you might think. It's sexual EDUCATION. Funny and informative. I reccommend the "Older Boyfriend" episode to start with.

NSFW - language.