Interesting product name for a diaper table

A letter to John Madden from the worst-rated player in Madden NFL 2007

"My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions."

How to use email

Courtesy of Yahoo.

Super-Fast Way to Email a URL

Does Televison Cause Autism?

A very interesting study and commentary.

I bring you . . . . shrimp on a treadmill

Orbital Etiquette

Don't look directly at the Sun. Don't play with your grape juice. And don't hog prime viewing space at the windows.

This was the advice several astronauts and space doctors gave to prospective space tourists on Tuesday at the International Symposium for Personal Spaceflight in Las Cruces, New Mexico, US.

America's Dumbest Congressional Representatives

Of course Conrad is in there, but he pales in comparison to some others.

Fishing the Big Hole

No wonder our perception of beauty is distorted.

Reginald Pike's Yael Staav takes us from model to billboard in under 60 seconds in this impressive new spot from Dove.

When a woman wears leather . . .

She smells like a new pickup truck.

Tough Hunt

Skeleton Soap

With the Skeleton Soap there is an incentive for them to wash their hands. The more young children wash their hands, the quicker they will see the skeleton of Freddie the Fish.

For teaching them science it's not so good. The octopus and crab both have skeletons. Which just isn't true.

Summer's Over

On the new summit trail to Mt. Ascension

Stupid addicting game

"Throw Leonardo the Elephant as far and high as you can. Make swing the ballon with the air fan and click to detach the rope."

How Crayons are Made

Wanders of a Well-weathered Skeleton August and September 2006

The Rules at My House

If you roll in dead fish . . .

and fresh horse crap . . .

you have to take a bath.

Thnk before you paint

Toyota Nessie

A fun commercial.

The Fisherman and The Investment Banker

An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The fisherman replied, only a little while.

The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish?

The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs.

The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life."

The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise."

The Mexican fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?"

To which the American replied, "15-20 years."

The Mexican fisherman asked, "But what then?"

The American laughed and said that's the best part. "When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions."

"Millions.. Then what?"

The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."

Bumper sticker of the week

"Any profits from this bumper sticker will be donated to a Montana Hunter Safety Program"

1,313 Costumes from Target

A very cool graphic.

So long as you aren't look for anything in particular.

Iraq Sadr City residents insulted by 'Buddy Jesus'

Scenes from fishing.

What it will take, and what will happen, if gay marriage becomes legal.

I was really hoping that it wouldn't fall off.

"We need to talk about your TPS reports."

Part of my CPR training today included the state form I have to fill out if I save someone's life at work.

Best warning label ever

With her, it's a risk I'd take.

How not to live your life

Urination to go to committee

"When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have done for generations, it is meddling with God's work," Kleppe told the newspaper.

"It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl," Kleppe said.

History of Dance

All of it in 6 minutes.

Mt Ascension Trail Improvements

Surfing Whitefish Lake

Click on "Introduction" on the left.

I, for one, welcome our Wal-mart overlords

Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick

Free iTunes downloads

This is a blog and RSS feed that lists all the free iTunes downloads.

Newest political attack ad

The Baby Toupee

Small wigs for small people.

Joe Mathlete Explains Today's Marmaduke in 500 words or less.

"Marmaduke is dying."

Take the U.S. citizenship test

Officials select about a dozen questions from a list of 100 as part of an oral exam. Some of the tougher questions:

1. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution?
2. How many voting members are in the House of Representatives?
3. What were the original 13 states?
4. Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death?"
5. Who was the main writer of the Declaration of Independence?
6. Who becomes President of the United States if the president and the vice-president should die?
7. What do the stripes on the flag mean?
8. Who has the power to declare war?
9. Which countries were our enemies during World War II?
10. In what year was the Constitution written?
11. What are the first 10 amendments to the Constitution called?
12. Name one purpose of the United Nations.
13. Whose rights are guaranteed by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights?
14. For how long do we elect each senator?
15. Name a right guaranteed by the First Amendment.

All the episodes of the Simpsons

Watch it while you can, this site won't last.

There is a magnet for everything.

The right to bare arms

Nica at the waterfall

C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH

This takes awhile to read but is quite funny. And true?

Brilliant? or Stupid?

To save airport baggage hassles and losses - fly with a gun.

"A "weapons" is defined as a rifle, shotgun, pistol, airgun, and STARTER PISTOL. Yes, starter pistols - those little guns that fire blanks at track and swim meets - are considered weapons...and do NOT have to be registered in any state in the United States.

I have a starter pistol for all my cases. All I have to do upon check-in is tell the airline ticket agent that I have a weapon to declare...I'm given a little card to sign, the card is put in the case, the case is given to a TSA official who takes my key and locks the case, and gives my key back to me. That's the procedure. The case is extra-tracked...TSA does not want to lose a weapons case. This reduces the chance of the case being lost to virtually zero.

It's a great way to travel with camera gear...I've been doing this since Dec 2001 and have had no problems whatsoever."

New York City Subway Smell Map

Yeah, I miss a lot by not living in a big city.

Today's workout was to run very fast playing Pong

Worth Watching - "Brick"

It's an old-fashioned detective movie. Take a 1950's black and white detective murder mystery, move it to a present day high school and you have Brick. It has wonderful lines like, "With you behind me I'll have to keep one eye out to watch both your hands."

For the man who forgets everything

24 hours before your special day, the Hot Spot™ on the interior surface of your Remember Ring™ will warm to 120º F for approximately 10 seconds, and continue to warm up every hour, on the hour, all day long!

Best Halloween Candy 2006

Teacher gives x-rated handout

"E" is for embarrassed — like the teacher who inadvertently used a kinky alphabet in a handout to parents.

Check your forecast AND its accuracy

ForecastAdvisor will also show you the accuracy of the major weather forecasters, including Accuweather, Intellicast, MyForecast, The Weather Channel, and the National Weather Service. We also provide links to your city's weather forecast at all the other weather forecasters, so you can compare for yourself.

Tickle Me Elmo Extreme

T.M.X. Elmo has three tickle spots on his chin, tummy or foot. When you tickle Elmo once on any of the tickle spots, he starts to laugh and slap his leg twice, then falls down into a sitting position and rocks himself back up to standing while laughing.

When you tickle him a second time, he repeats the pattern, then sits down again and falls backwards, kicking his feet while laughing even harder. And on the third tickle, he rolls over onto his tummy, thumping his hand on the floor in laughter, and then stands back up again.

The new doll is priced at $39.99.

A pretty funny personal ad

Everytime I post one of these I get flooded with 30yrold+ men with steady jobs. I am 24 going on 16 and well on my way to getting fired for ircing all day. I want a fellow slacker who rarely leaves his bedroom, but who is also willing to break into abandoned warehouses with me at 3am on a Tuesday. I like scrawny geekboys between 21-27 that I can toss across the room. If you exercise in any regular way, we aren't going to work out, trust me.

(continued)

Worldwide Seismic Monitor

Brilliant! or Stupid?

They say cameras add ten pounds, but HP digital cameras can help reverse that effect. The slimming feature, available on select HP digital camera models, is a subtle effect that can instantly trim off pounds from the subjects in your photos!

Steve Irwin stingray video

I usually wouldn't post this kind of thing but this is the video of when the Crocodile Hunter was killed by a stingray.

I'm not really into anime

other than Cowboy Bebop but this is pretty good.

Easy Lemon Chicken Recipe

I saw this picture for a lemon breast chicken that looked really good. I thought I would share it with others who are forced into the kitchen several times a week. Anyway, here it is:

Ingredients:
1 whole chicken (weight is dependent on how many servings are required)
1 large lemon, cut into halves
sprig of rosemary
salt and pepper to taste
butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer

Heat oven to 350 degrees

Rub butter or oil over the skin of the chicken until it is completely
coated

Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;

Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up. This way the juice from the lemon will coat the breast. Season skin of chicken to your preference, place sprig of rosemary into
the chicken.

Cover and place in oven for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes depending on the size of the bird.

If you've followed these steps correctly, your chicken should look like the one in the picture.

Bon Appetit!

Time lapse video of a balloon race

Darwin misses one.

Two elderly women are recovering from heat stroke and heat exhaustion after locking themselves in a hot car in Daytona Beach.

Police say their battery apparently died, the automatic locks failed, and they didn't know they could unlock the doors manually.

The women were trapped for nearly two hours before a passerby spotted their plea for help, which they wrote on the back of a tissue box.

Rescue workers smashed a window to get the ladies out.

A fun little film

May be NSFW, even though it's a cartoon.

How not to do a robbery

Airport Wireless Internet Access Guide

Hot Girl on LSD

Cool shoes

KNITTED Converse Chuck Taylor"s